Today was long. Not to be a downer, but it was probably the worst day of the trip so far. It rained. It snowed. Yes, it snowed. Breakfast wasn’t very good. We couldn’t find a restaurant for lunch for over an hour and got really hungry. We cracked our windshield. It was cold. We almost ran out of gas.
(Visit Wall Drug)
Technically, it started off pretty good. We went to the Lewis and Clark Interpretive Center in the morning and the boys had fun stamping their books at all the exhibits. Then we got in the car and it all went downhill.

(Wall Drug- Books)
Basically, to sum it up, today we drove across South Dakota, end to end. The title of this post isn’t meant to be an indictment of the aesthetic beauty of the state, really it is more an analogy for the big event of the day- a rock to the windshield.
(Kids Love Wall Drug)
Shortly after entering the state we took a solid strike to the lower driver side of the windshield. Then, for the next six hours we watched the ding develop into a crack, and the crack grow and grow across the window.
(Wall Drug – Free Coffee and Donuts for Honeymooners)
We called the insurance company to get it fixed ASAP, but since we were in South Dakota, the nearest authorized repair facility was all the way on the far side of the state. So, we got to watch that bugger grow, and grow, and grow.
(Wall Drug – $.05 Coffee)
They said we could repair it if it was 6 inches or less. The drama built as we watched it get longer and longer every few miles…would they be able to repair it, or would it require a full replacement?
(Wall Drug – Exit 110)
The analogy? Watching the crack grow was really what we did all day. It was kind of like watching paint dry. It wasn’t exciting, but it kept the trip interesting and suspenseful watching to see how long it would ultimately get.
(Wall Drug- Free Ice Water)
For those who have been through South Dakota on I-90 before, you know that no matter where you are going or what you are doing, one thing tends to haunt you… Wall Drug. Wall Drug is a huge conglomerate of a drug store, tourist trap, restaurant, retailer, etc all in Wall, SD just west of the Badlands National Park. It really doesn’t seem to have much to offer, but boy do they like to advertise.
(Wall Drug- Fresh Breakfast Rolls)
Along I-90, there are hundreds of cheaply constructed, homemade signs for the establishment persuading the beleaguered traveler to stop and drop off some cash. (For you uninitiated East Coasters, think South of the Border, done Midwest style.)

(Wall Drug- Boots)
Of course, we stopped. We picked up some salt-water taffy and post cards before saddling back up and making our way to Rapid City, where we found our new favorite thing.
(Wall Drug- 10 miles)
Yesterday we commented about our appreciation for the inventor of the hotel pool. Today, we’ve met his daddy. The hotel water park.
(Wall Drug or Bust)
It’s one thing to have a nice pool at a tropical resort, but why not stick a few waterslides and a pirate ship in the middle of a big warehouse building in Rapid City, South Dakota?
(Wall Drug – Dinosaur!)
That’s just fun for the whole family, and an instant sleep potion for the kids upon returning to the hotel room.
Thank you, Mr. Hotel Water-Park Inventor. (For full effect try to imagine that sentence set to the Bud Light “Real Men of Genius” commercial riff.)
(Wall Drug- Just Ahead)
We’re looking forward to a great day in the Black Hills tomorrow, assuming we can convince the boys to check out of water park heaven. And as for the crack? It was at least 7 or 8 inches by the time we arrived in Rapid City. They ended up fixing it anyway, even though it was “a little longer than we normally repair.” You can still see the crack. Hopefully it holds.
(Wall Drug- Last Chance, Exit 108 and turn back)
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